Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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