You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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