i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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