Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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