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i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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