"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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