yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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