So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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