I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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