my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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