it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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