some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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