I'm really into asian looking animals
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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