Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Is Oprah even human
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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