So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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