But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
