why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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