Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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