your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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