spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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