I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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