Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
