I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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