Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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