Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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