wat bout pragnant strippers??
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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