You smell like stripper and shame
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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