I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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