You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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