ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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