So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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