dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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