Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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