so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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