i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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