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(540): View more from Virginia

Me. At least after what I've been through.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!

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(310): View more from California

Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information

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walking out with herpes. that would be worse

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed

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(330): View more from Ohio

There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.

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