Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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