Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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