I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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