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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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