wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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