Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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