OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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