at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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