But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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