some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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