considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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