very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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