So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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