At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
