Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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