i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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